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 15.01.2012
Now I have seen a guy claiming the title of the most foolish and caring man. I went home from the stop, the sidewalk is so frozen, I go and slide myself. At 20 meters, the above-mentioned went, slipped, began to fall forward, set out his leg to keep balance, continued to fall, but already on the side, again somehow aligned by fast overtaking his legs, now he was already flying straight into the road sign, and (!) He turned away. At the end of this dance, he once again slipped and, having made a pyrue, tastingly fell into the swarm, specially made by careful courtiers (as they knew), with the back back. As it turned out, all this time, he tried not to let the little dog fall out of his hands or be crushed by his body. When he approached to help, the victim was sitting in the grove and, turning to the dog on his stomach, said: "It's all right. The horrors are over. Thank you for not going out with Vika. She would be on her heels!" :D
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