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 16.01.2012
Mathematics is the most erotic science in the world. You come home, for example, and you are on the floor, on a millimetre sheet there is a puddle, sexually bending, and with a dumb voice says, "I am a bad function, find on me a point of removable gap."
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- Integrate my plane into the smooth plane of the floor by module five! Divide me into equal sections in the interval from A to B!
“Ugh, disperse me in the row of Taylor, O my knight of the logarithmic line and of the resfeder!
You are a villain! Immediately restore the perpendicular.
- Yes, come to me, let's do the extraction of tannins from plant raw materials.
– What what?
“Coffee, come and drink.
We are always, we are happy.
- Only you bring organic polymers with a high elasticity index, otherwise I will curl your polynomial on the Pascal triangle.
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