It seems like it’s time to remind people what they shouldn’t do =)

Do not turn your eyes into a working vacuum cleaner.
Do not swipe a spoon in the USB port.
Do not remove the gas from the gas plate.
Do not wear a gauge/glass bottle on the penis.
Do not pour water on boiling oil.
Do not try to change the eggs in the scrotum.

Try not to get the Darwin Prize after reading these lines. =) is