I, Razin Stepan Timofeev, really threw Shaydurmahanov Elvira Gasanovna out of my own "Youth" of domestic production, state number 3-87. I explain that I did so in a joke and to prove to everyone that Shaydurmahanova E.G. does not know how to swim, and in general she has expired her term of validity. Rain S. T.

The phrase that is being attributed to me is taken out of context. In fact, I said, “We, fascists, fools, have no demand from us, so now we will all go to the babies to drink, and you, Stirlitz, stay!”

I, Susanin Ivan Osipovich, explain that I did not drive the Poles anywhere, because I was sick. On one thing I regret only that I entrusted the accompaniment of the expedition of the glorious Polish army to my brother Nicholas.

We gathered in the Senate Square to congratulate the ruler on his ascension to the throne, and we were waiting only for S. Trubetsky, who promised to bring the cake. However, neither S. Trubetsky nor A. Pushkin, who had to jump out of the cake with a greeting madrigal... Kakhovsky P. G., December 14, 1825

In the essence of the case, I can state the following: “I am Kotovsky!”