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 21.01.2012
Do you know why you can’t sleep in lenses?
Man: No why?
Girl: Because you are out.
Man :??!! to
Girl: Well remember how many times the girl said to you, “No, I can’t stay, I didn’t take the lens container...”
Man: I didn’t have girls with lenses.
Girl: Maybe I slept in them...I’ll take note)
Man: You probably didn’t know you were out.
Girl: They are sleeping well.
What else is a container? Are they radioactive?
Where to put the lenses in the liquid.
Couldn’t it be in a glass?
Man: You can get out.
Girl : No. Not in a human way, lenses in glasses... The glass is a place for the jaw!
Man: Well here is the phrase "Sorry. I can’t stay... I forgot the glass for my jaw...", I’t just be upset.
Girl: Mmm... Per this phrase is better for a note.
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