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 27.05.2008
I remember, the brother pulled the half first, and began to go through the company (for the first time), and there first you need to run dumb, pick up a suit, knock the buttons, he doesn't like it - he doesn't understand what to do. I recommend doing as much as I can (for the first time myself). Here we arrived at installation.
He: Well then...
I: It’s a kind of truck with a feather.
He: And...
Try to push.
He is pushing. And here it began: the aliens went out, the explosions, everything collapsed, the bodies rolled (who had, he knows).
I am fucking!
It’s all your fault, shit counselor!
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