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 04.02.2012
I must warn – this story, let’s say, is not on the table.
The case was in the early 1980s. Many are familiar with the motorway from Krasnodar on the Black Sea coast, precisely on Juba. Directly behind the dam through the river Kuban, the territory of the Republic of Adygea (formerly an autonomous region).
A few kilometers and a crossroads - turn to the left to the Aul. Drop it up.
In the people they called it “Diminish”. And here at this crossroads was located the post of GAI. Simple brick building with large windows on three sides.
Almost immediately after the post began the natural vegetable market, which stretched along the edge a couple of kilometers.
The mentions worked very hard on this post. Apparently, they knew a lot of points from the traffic rules, because the claims to drivers were always invented a few pieces at once. with the stock. Drilled relentlessly not only defenseless transit drivers, but also their own, local. Such a good team has gathered.
One weekend we went to the sea with our family. I am going to the unfortunate crossroads. Like everyone, I slowed down the speed but, it turned out, absolutely in vain - such a smell began that I had to quickly lift the glasses. Bad for everyone. From some cars rise rubbing heads.
Summer, heat and so deliciously carries feces that the desire to sparkle is not indifferent. No one is in charge, and that is understandable.
There is no barter. He moved back a few kilometers ahead.
They returned home at night. As soon as I reached this place, I felt the smell again. They raised the glasses and the bullets passed by.
What happened was soon known to the locals.
One day, on duty, the first person arriving at the service, the police officer opened the door to the house, and he was met with the true tsunami of pure shit.
It was as if it was necessary to "get" some driver, that he was not lazy, not afraid to come in the night on an ascensor car! He broke a small glass in the window, inserted a working sleeve and poured three or four tons of fresh feces into the damned room.
The gigantic lawn that broke out of the house dried out all summer. A year later, the building was demolished by a bulldozer under the root. For ten years there was no office at all.
There is a large road connection now. The new structure. According to the new standards, the windows are located so high that it is impossible to repeat such an action without a helicopter.
P.S If I lied at least a word, I am ready to lie under the same fucking car.
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