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 04.02.2012
I’m already accustomed to his bizarre and pedantry in life. I’ve met for a long time, but there was no sex. Finally it came before that. He just burned the shit. Preludies, oral loves, I already burn it all... and here I remember that the condoms were left in my bag. He rushes up and wears shoes! And with the words "Do not go anywhere"(!!) He hides in his room. 10 minutes later!!! He also does not rush back, opens, looks at the light, blows in it, clothes, takes off his boots and finally returns to me. At the question "why so long?" he replied that he was looking for a review on the Internet,which is better, strawberry or banana. Is this fucking normal?
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