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 06.02.2012
yyy: I ordered a souvenir to a friend – a copy of the Ring of Almighty, via the Internet. Today I have to leave the capital to me.Now I am worried about delivery.
XXX: What's going to be terrible?
Yyy: Yes, it seems...Night, empty road, blue truck of the Post of Russia, driven with blinking eyes, crawling on the asphalt and nine riders trying to stop the truck...and nobody will help the poor driver, there are neither Gandalf nor elves.
Gandalf and the elves in the post office are sitting in the ring waiting...
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