From the family psychotherapist’s archive:
Husband: Hi doctor, I have a problem - my wife stunned me with her reproach that a man is made a man by actions, not words.
Psychotherapist: I had the same a couple of years ago, and now everything is fine.
Couldn’t it be like you’ve done it all?
Psychotherapist: Instead of telling her "Go on the go!" I started beating her in the fuck!