My mother’s conversation with my father in the kitchen (Ukraine):

Mother: Here in the cuisines of other countries there are often all kinds of perversions, and we do not...

Father: Okay, but what about raw subcutaneous fat with salt, blood with strawberries baked in the gut and cooked salad?

Mother: What is it? OO

Dad: How about what? Salo, Bloody and Borscht