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 12.02.2012
Comment on the 152 inch telephone for 22 lamas on Yandex Markets:
Acquired this telephone in a mortgage, the box from it was handed over to the maculature, the money earned was given to the bank thus closing the mortgage - convenient! Delivery was carried out by self-export. I asked for 500 rubles.
I will share my experience now.
Among the pluses I can note the realistic 3D, the only thing when trying to watch "Star Wars" got the face of the light sword from Darth Vader, in the rest all super, and the color and sound at the highest level. I do not pay for heating now, on the contrary, I am paying for the heating of the whole area. Mosquitoes in the summer do not bother at all, it is enough to turn on any music channel for a couple of minutes and they didn't. The controller can be used as an additional sofa or dining table.
Disadvantages - the screen is slightly electrified, resulting in dust, interior items and pets on it.
The solution to the problem - cleaning is easily done with a mini-automatic washer (for 500 gallons), once a month is enough. Beaten pixels (if any) can easily be replaced with an iPhone, preferably of course 4s, but even the first generation will come together.
I’m pleased with the purchase, I recommend it to everyone!"
Source: http://bash.im
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