I have a computer girl!!! to
What gender is your computer?
1) Open the notebook
2) Write yourself or copy:
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"
Save as xyz.vbs
4) Start - the male voice you have a boy, if the female is a girl.

Yyy: I also have a girl, although I always thought she was a boy.

I have a boy ?

Kkk: I have a transvestite.

WWW: I don’t have a VBS core