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 29.05.2008
from the forum. The title of the topic: "Smashing the BIOS". Just collapsed at work with Epokovskaya momka - her bios was glued. I thought I would help a man do something...where...

<Tokarev>
I washed the old computer under the water. After that, the BIOS began to swallow and who stopped loading. There is an operating test.and it detects only 8 MB of 256 MB! ! to And then I break the settings... and only half the BIOS window! and then I stopped running at all.

<square>
Did you wash your mother?

<Tokarev>
and yes. I haven’t cleaned it for 10 years. There is 2 kg of dust.

<square>
Pay under the water stream?

<Tokarev>
Yes Yes

<square>
Are you an idiot? It’s strange that she earned it at all.

<Tokarev >
Stop talking, I didn’t create this topic!
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