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 23.02.2012
Yesterday, Riley and I bought bright condoms at the pharmacy. it was epic: I go to the pharmacy, I remember that I wanted to buy myself "Chernik-Forte", because my eyes have been terribly sore lately. We are already laughing at the combination of purchases. We approach the box, and I give out with a bold voice: "We have three packages of glowing condoms and Blackberry Forte!"" A woman pharmacist, whispering to us in a tact of laughter: "This is to better see the effect of glowing?" They laughed together like three school girls idiots.
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