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 06.03.2012
Last night I found the phone.I think I need to call the owner, the chocolate will fall. The owner calls him in the morning. I am such:
I found your phone, you need to get it from me. I can go there and there, in so many things.
Life is full of idiots, but I did not expect such a response. My aunt says:
I cannot today! I am lazy to go somewhere. Bring him home to me!
The dream of chocolate disappeared.
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