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 08.03.2012
I came back yesterday from work and forgot to call my wife (usually after work). My wife asks me why I didn’t call. I said I just forgot. I got another question: and how to understand it? This question put me in an impasse, I still can’t understand what I had to answer.
Dear girls, can you tell me how I should have responded?

One of the advice is to take your face seriously. Smell suspiciously to the right, then to the left. And you whisper to her ear:"Electric turtles steal the emulsion" is the only correct answer.
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