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 14.03.2012
Friend (D) works on the ship, stands on the watch (living on the ship for a week without exit). The Saturday. 7 in the morning. He just changed and went to sleep. The wife calls.
J: Zaya, someone is whispering behind the refrigerator! Come to!! I’m sitting on the couch under the blanket, I’m terrified!! What could it be?
D: My dear, calm down. Is it a mouse? We have a cat at home, let it catch!
We are on the 7th floor!! What a mouse? The cat sits with me under the blanket and cries!!! I don’t know what to do!! We are scared!! Come here!!! to
D: Well, dear, throw the cat out of the refrigerator.
It has been 5 minutes...
Call from my wife: I dropped the cat, three seconds later he jumped out and got stuck under the bathroom!!! I don’t know what to do now!! Come here!
I had to go... The mouse was not found, it turned out that the iron grid behind the refrigerator collapsed and when turned on the wall rubbed, creating noise... But the cat, of course, was good )))
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