In addition to:
"I am in the hospital. For the first time in my life I had to put a clitoris..."

How I understand you.) I had it all too, but only the enema was put on by a cute young nurse. My first phrase after the “invasion” was: “Mada, in my fantasies with beautiful nurses everything was different...
The girl was also with a sense of humor - laughed and slightly squeezed the package with the solution "To talk less:)")
I wanted to come later - to invite somewhere, but it was somewhat uncomfortable after all that was between us.)