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 23.03.2012
Mariah Strengthened:
The law “On Rules of Conduct in Public Places” comes into force on 1 May 2012.
The citizen of the Russian Federation in any situation must look properly. Clothes should be clean and careful, makeup - not throwing... Inscriptions on clothes should not contain obscene words regardless of the language in which they are written.
The underwear should not be transparent or out of the upper clothes. It is forbidden to appear in public places without underwear."

Legislators recommend that women wear mainly dresses and sweaters, and men are advised to refrain from ripped jeans. According to the new law, you will not be able to wear jeans with low waist, and popular today ballowers, and semi-transparent bluses, and will also have to give up ballet, Vietnamese and shoes, chewing the heels and fingers at the same time.

So I see:
Police: "Girl, let’s go, we have a suspicion that you are without underwear"

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