I come home at night, heated meals, opened a bottle of beer and decided to sit more comfortably in a chair, enjoy food and a movie, at the moment of landing in the chair by the edge of the eye at the last moment I notice a brown longitudinal sausage! The cat of the fox is in the chair! I think okay, I cleaned the shit, covered the chair with a thick old cloth, and still dinner and the movie. And further more. I lie on the couch and feel something wet, smelled I realized that the cat not only cried in the chair, but also cried on the couch! Such I could not forgive him anymore, and in the morning as part of the educational work on the personality of the animal, took the cat to the bath and deliciously swallowed it himself! There was no more such shit, but the furniture had to be thrown away!

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