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 30.03.2012
23 years, there was never a girl, all the attempts to get to know in vain, on the street 'we' see if in a hurry, in the internet - the guy / husband does not allow! Where did they meet? Let all the girls die!

If you just fuck hunting - go to the club, and shoot any jerk there. Do not forget the condom.
If you want a girl, not a body.
It is risky to meet in the streets. There is a great chance to get into the mega-male, who on the 2nd date will fall under the shirt, and after getting on the mouth, will start to write here:"I have her coffee served, she’s gone!" Of course, you’re not all like that. But having snorted a couple of times on the "egg-nose", and having read similar stories here, you will start to snort from men. On the Internet, it is clear. Agree, a girl when dating is at a much greater risk than a guy.
And now it will be a very outdated council. Go to some family meetings with your parents. Just let me know in advance that you are going. 100% guarantee that there will be some quiet, modest, shy daughter of Aunt-Mashi / granddaughter of Baba-Kati, invited specifically for you. Still, in the old ways "draw" youth is something...
You have friends, right? Friends have sisters. Well, even look at the neighbor carefully - maybe you like someone else from school, but she is shy. Don't look for the "photoandell": they have exaggerated self-esteem, on the way to a new sponsor will cross you, and will not notice. Find a satellite.
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