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 30.03.2012
I asked? I answered:
Finally!! And before I got the girl "mode" offended for what she dreamed of...
Today she woke up and told me that I could forget about sex.) is :
I dreamed that you were hugging a guy in your dream. And he did it so gently... Scotch, how could you? No, not to give me tenderness and grace (this is the key phrase, as you did not understand?) He hugged the men. I went in the ass.
That was fucking??? O_O

Another question from the category "and why 2 + 2 = 4?" After all, she told you directly, without hints, what was the reason for the insult! The girl reacted so not because in the dream you changed her". You do not cheat her. She tolerated this – maybe she didn’t realize, maybe she thought you couldn’t do otherwise. In a dream, seeing you gentle and affectionate, I realized how much she is losing. Awakened - and next to you, the same "wood" as before. If you need her for some reason, pretend that you know how to be gentle and caring. If not, look for another, not so demanding.
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