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 02.04.2012
I asked my husband - play with the child, I calmly cook the soup, I closed in the kitchen. After a while I hear —
The first, I am the second. “Change the guard!”
And so indefinitely long, intersecting with the hammered steps. Then with a loud voice:
“Pa-ap, I’m established, I could see you.”
I look - the husband sleeps safely on the couch, Valentine (3 years) in full uniform (coat, helmet, gun, sword) marching from one edge of the couch to the other, reporting to himself. I ask – what are you doing?
He answers – we and Daddy play at THE KING OF THE DIVAN!"
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