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 06.04.2012
When she looked at me and said that she was carrying a baby from me, I was so pleased, - says Andrey, - By the way, they say that a condom protects against pregnancy - it is not true! I used it, and Loba got pregnant anyway. And again, Luba told me that her grandmother was black - and here, a generation later, it came out: my son is also black.

When asked whether he was embarrassed that his wife was a prostitute, he replied: “No! When I first approached her, I was her first and last customer. Ask her, she will confirm. And when I approached for the second time, she was no longer working, just three months in the same place - she was waiting for me. He loves simply. andquot;

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