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 07.04.2012
Mitrić puts the machine near his Technoelectric network project in the same place since ancient times, when it was still easy to park there. Now employees put their ashes on the site in front of the building in four dense layers. Within minutes, it is calculated and agreed on the order in which to leave in the evening. Mitrić is not in a hurry - it is important for him not to run out early in the evening for this cheerleading. He arrives early and takes his place under the wall. If someone from the staff comes up earlier, they will remember about Mitchell - they will be at least in the second row, at least in the third, only if the place is not touched. If you do not count each other, the parking lot will become a mouse trap - fucking you will choose.

This is exactly what happened a few weeks ago. Mitrić arrived half an hour before work, and on you, in his place right before his nose, for the first time since the XXVII Congress of the CPSU, a black jeep stood up. A powerful men fell out of it and headed to a new business office opposite. Mitrich stood up on his way and started joking about his place. He was sent out, marked away and cried helplessly in the wake of some threat. In response, I heard a distant roar.

Experience is a great thing. Instead of being offended, Mitrich suddenly realized that after the frost, the day would be warm and sunny today. He blessed himself and placed the car where it was left, in the second row. Half an hour later, the rebel jeep was murdered into four layers. The powerful men returned closer to noon and began to pin the neighboring cars so that the owners came out on the alarm screams. The owners went out. They were cloudy and there were a lot of them. Conversation was delayed. Then the jeep fell. According to the official terminology of St. Petersburg, SOUL. The fact is that the place at Mitrich was the most courageous - under the drainage from the air conditioners. That is why he was respected. Yes, and the figure that will make a puddle with a roof of rust coins. What doesn’t work, has been proven several times. Per, to the three-metre, this salmon was a little bit and did not reach, but the piropatroons in the jeep were shot well, the door outside...
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