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 08.04.2012
About a year ago, I told my girlfriend (D) that I would drink a bottle of vodka and not get drunk, the time went but so checked and didn't work. She often reminded me of it. Yesterday we went to the supermarket with shopping, followed us as usual other buyers - guys (P), and a conversation took place:
I: What else do we need to buy?
D : Oh! We need vodka! You promised me ? :P
I: I started...
P: Yeah yeah!! to
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