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 02.06.2008
DDR-III: picture in the bus
The girl sits next to the one, and a drunkard sits next to her. He sits and looks between his legs. Sumtrite looks and says: "Stand up! to lie! It’s a shit!"
The girl in shock. He quietly shakes and tries not to look to the side of the hatch. he continues: "Silence! Then he turns to the girl and says, “The girl there is really like that!”!" (I pointed my fingers approximately 15-16cm...) the bus is already running. And here the phrase “hacha” is “little but boyfriendly” and throws the girl into a state of complete shock and hysteria. The conductor, realizing that this is not possible to start: a man well that you can afford it is not a toilet and you are not alone here children are small... He raised his eyes and began to realize what he said. The excuses about what he did not convince from fishing and the bag that he had just between his legs. The girl was swallowed with beer.
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