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 12.04.2012
Orville Smith, the manager of the Best Bay store, told police that he saw one of the buyers (later identified as Tyron Jackson) squeezing a laptop under his jacket. When he tried to stop him, he beat the manager off his legs, grabbed a knife and ran to the door. In front of the shop, several morpex gathered toys for the "Toys for Tots (help to orphans)" program. They tried to beat Jackson. Then he struck a knife in the back of one of the morpex, the caprail of Philip Dagan. The injury was not very serious. After the arrival of the police and the ambulance, Dagan was taken to the hospital, where he was assisted. The suspect was also taken to the hospital with multiple injuries - he had broken both hands, broken ankle, broken leg, several teeth broken, possibly rib fractures, multiple contusions, a broken nose and a broken jaw. According to a police report, the injury he received when he slipped and fell on the waist after blowing a morpex.
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