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 14.04.2012
Conversation with a 15-year-old daughter
My daughter is 7 years old!!! to
I: What seven years?
Last time I kissed seven years ago!!!! to
I: Did you kiss seven years ago? With whom?!! to
Daughter: His name was Sereza, I stuck him behind the curtain in the classroom and said that if he doesn’t kiss me, I’ll knock him.
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