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 21.04.2012
Why do girls not want to get married?
Because there is a sign - married sex becomes less and less every year.

If you want your girlfriend to stay with you, don’t sit behind the comp until two nights playing WoT, but go to the bedroom. Have sex more often than once every two months.
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