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 21.04.2012
On the computer science lesson, we draw in Power Point's clock:

What color should I make?
Make it blue.
- with the appearance of an inspired aesthetic, or maybe dark blue? Something intermediate between a gentle deep blue and a light shade of green?
and suddenly! I need another blue: like the reflection of the sky before the thunderstorm, in which a medium-sized bird stable has just flown, in the Baltic Sea at a distance of 6 meters from the shore, with a sandy bottom, in May, at full moon, exactly at 3:30 in the night, and only after a group of virgins has drowned in that sea!
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