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 04.05.2012
A call from a girl. He is interested in affairs and between the affairs goes to the guests. I promised to think and call again. I don’t throw the tube, I listen to what’s happening on the other side. She never shuts off the first connection. I heard funny things a few times. But she stopped hunting forever like this:
Your girlfriend, you need it! Better to dance.
She is the light, we will always be able to blow up with you. I have menta in two days, I want to fuck, you know!
I stood a little in the car, then decided capitalnq to prepare, once not in the car.and :)
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