by Ronikut:
I recently went to the strip bar, was very drunk, celebrated the anniversary of divorce, as a result, a beautiful stripper is sitting on my knees, and we engaged in a masterpiece conversation:
I: Girl, but in your life you had more of the same eggs like me, who were ready to carry you on your hands to death, and you were sewing them off.
She: Yes
I: And now we are both here.