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 13.05.2012
Here one acquaintance told the story of how she went to the cabbage and arranged a scandal there. I ask her.
And what happened?
- They opened a new cafe near the house, hanged advertisement: entrance for girls is free. I went. And they say, it was a temporary action and it has already ended, and the advertising shield just forgot to remove. The entrance fee is 50 rubles. I scandalized them and dropped them.
(I am confused) What is the problem? I would pay that penny, the money is small, and I would go quietly.
You do not understand! I didn’t have a half.
How did you go to the cottage without money?
What do you not understand? If I had money, I’t go to the cocktail for anything. What should I do there? I don’t drink, I eat at home more delicious than any cocktail I cook. If there were money, I would go shopping, meet my friends, buy something. If I don’t have money at all, then I’ll go to the cocktail. I will meet a new man, maybe I will go to visit him, sleep, maybe he will give me something, or just give me money.
"Well, I say well, some hundred meters from the house, came, did not let go, turned and went home. Why a scandal?
You do not understand!! I specially washed my head, dried my head with a dryer, wrapped my hair flat, smeared them with mousse, made a lay-out, painted my face,..., and after all this I should turn and go home?!! They forgot to remove the advertisement, pidders! I scandalized them and dropped them.

This is how everything in life is difficult.
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