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 01.01.2008
Courageous Houston
Let’s hit again.

Grenadier
I turn back from the side and then make a sharp direct blow to the jaw throwing through the bellow and proudly laugh at the defeated opponent.

Courageous Houston
Lieing on the ground, I quietly take the pulse gun from episode 2 and shoot exactly in the heart after which I sing the anthem of Russia.

Grenadier
played heroic music domenos I begin to come to myself praise of heaven for that on me was my favorite armor after which I bite in your hand smashing blood on my face and bite on your now non-functional limb


Courageous Houston
Sucking and coughing with blood I get from the pocket of my pants a healing bubble focally and in the place of one hand grows 2 immediately after that I carry a magnificent combo from Heavy metal cutting you with the sword of Ares into 2 parts and with the scream of victory, I beat the eye.

Grenadier
Drinking eye-catching you understand that it fucking poisoned with radiation after which you grow 547 arms your skin breaks off from the tension of the legs cracks you serve on your own sword spreads pre-mortem chrip relaxation of the intestines and your soul is separated from the body

Courageous Houston
I wanted to eat...
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