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 14.05.2012
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According to the latest reports, the offensive operation of the Allied forces under the code name “Clean Sky” has been successfully completed. The result of this military campaign was the complete surrender of the enemy, more than 25 units of advanced enemy equipment were captured and the highest officer command captured. Without losses on our part, unfortunately, also did not go.
The rapid attack struck the enemy, washed off his advanced fortifications and left the enemy no other way out as a retreat. He actively used both chemical weapons and brutal strike tactics of direct combat. The front line stretched for thousands of kilometers. The Allied army recovered from the enemy all new occupied territories. On the way we encountered fierce resistance from a well-established enemy. It was not just to get him out of some positions. The final battle took place near the village of Kostryulkino, where the land army with the support of the naval landing arranged a real hell for the enemy.
It is worth noting the brilliant leadership of the operation by Major General Turov R.N., who, according to the results of the campaign, was presented to a number of highest military awards.
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