In his youth he was:
I am going to sleep, my husband is already sleeping, as I thought. Suddenly I hear from him:
The light, the light...
RRRR on his forehead from all the doors!
For what?! to
I am not the light, I am Masha.
You are not Masha, you are a fool! Turn off the light now!

I had two girls of Light and Lena, I wake up with Lena, I turn to her and sprinkled.