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 20.05.2012
Once on their birthday, they argued and broke up naked at three o’clock at night to continue the banquet. From the first supermarket, the security chased out, in the second we started pumping the right and the yogurt whistler finally broke through the teeth.
And here is the picture with oil: a girl stands on the box, of clothes only a bottle of gin in one hand and money in the other. And the seller’s question: "Do you have a card?"
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