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 24.05.2012
Sonya Postnova:Well, I went to the store for milk, I go out of the entrance, and there is a guy standing, well, drunk you quietly and says:
"oh, she came out, and the year has not passed, that if I were to wait for you so long again, I would rather die", I: "What, forgive me?",
He said, “Don’t get in the car, don’t get out, we’re late.”
I am surprised.He said to me: "Well, did you open your eyes?"
I answer: "Young Man, I Don’t Know You"
He said, “What was the fucking thing and what remained, so far".
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