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 24.05.2012
Herace, I thought Vítka would be fired
YYY: For what?
XXX: Do you know? He burned yesterday. The check came, all the senior bosses came, he stood near the dressing room, smoked, listened to music in his headphones. And here behind him comes the General Director of the entire network of enterprises, i.e. A figure that is free to execute and grace, and in general to close to hell our branch! He approaches Vitka and asks if he knows where the technological maps are. And this in the ears deserves zero attention. The general cautiously knocked his hand on his shoulder, this man turns around, removes the headphones (nearly no one knows the general's face) and loudly so on the whole workshop: "Go naked, don't see, I have a break?The master stood neither alive nor dead, the chief of the shop was all pale, the general was shaken by the pressure of the air from Vity's throat, said nothing, turned and left. We think, all, flew out Without Calculation. And today the deputy director comes and hangs orders on the stand.
YYY: What is it?
xxx: Operator Krapivin Viktor to provide 7 full working days of extraordinary leave with payment of 100% in connection with the state of increased nervous excitability on the basis of jealous attitude to work!!! to
YYY: On the ground of what? I also want a vacation, give me the gender number, I will also call him on the phone!!! to
xxx:*facepalm*
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