One person posted an advertisement on the sale of his Lada-2105 on one of the

European car sites.

Here is his translation:

“Don’t miss your chance! Lada from 1987, long-lasting Russian

The car.

I need a decent 4x4 SUV, I can also exchange for a digital

The camera.

First a little about the car.

Honestly checked out!

Painted in "city camouflage" to emphasize its Russian

of origin.

Probably 90% made from melted remains of Russian tanks.

Oil from Siberia.

carefully assembled on the conveyor by Russian workers, so that their German

Colleagues cry of jealousy when they look at the result.

The motor:

1.5 liters of Russian rage, which gives 75 horsepower.

Available in any weather!

The brave sound of the exhaust suggests some pedestrianism

V-tek engines from Honda.

The transmission box:

Five forward and one back.

The maximum speed is only 110 km/h, but is controlled

Quite easy.

Of course, it whispers at high speed, but show me any

Another car crossed with a bulldozer that doesn’t!

The internal separation:

A pleasant combination of beige and the color of fresh shit.

Additional equipment :

As we say, optimists: nothing that can be easy.

to break!”



The car was sold in a few minutes.