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 27.05.2012
A friend working in M-Video, told this story:
A 50-year-old man comes to them and a new consultant approaches him:
Hi, can I help you?
I need a cupcake to make it.
What kind of tea?
To be smashed!
The consultant goes astonished and, laughing, calls the seller more experienced.
Hi, can I help you?
I need a cupcake to make it!
Sorry, we probably don’t have such cupcakes.
How not?
- Wait, now I will call our chief adviser.
The rust is already rising among consultants, everyone looks at the man as a madman.
My friend suits.
Hi, can I help you?
Tea, fuck me, let me go!
Maybe you need an electric brush?
The fucking! Are you all here, stupid?! to
He takes a pen and writes on a sheet of paper: “Tea under Metal!”
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1205/o120526.html#5
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