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 28.05.2012
>> – Do you make it cheaper?
We say – Well... For $25...?... They say we can... – And for 20...? – And for 15...? – And for 10...?
We can...
As a result, without any agreement and clarification, our engineer received a batch of single-use, almost luminous bearings...This is what I understand trolling...

>> They would read the classics of children’s literature in childhood – they’t grow up fools:
by S.V. Mikhalkov The Warthan (Armenian Fairy Tale)

With a sheep’s skin, the neighbor came to the shell:
Can you wear this hat or not?
I can! He said in response, looking at the skin.
Will there be two? Asked Warthan, on the curtains seated.
And two socks.
And three?
And three!
Do you make four?
and yes!
And the five?
Well, I can have five, this role is needed!
Could you take out all six?
I can, if I have to!
Where there are six, there are seven. Warthan said.
It is going! said the shrimp.
When the employer came after the day for the hats,
Seven hats put a bowl on their desk.
Is this my order? I shouted in the hearts of Warthan. – is
When you cut my hat, you must have been drunk.
What should I do with them now? Where will you order?
None of them can be put on the head.
But you wanted it yourself! He said in response. – is
Seven large hats of a sheep cannot be cut off.
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