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 28.05.2012
Talk to a blonde:
I: How is it?
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I : Why?
She: Yes, there’s one guy here, so I want us to meet him and he wants to, too, but he sometimes behaves so that I’m interested in him.
I: Clearly
What should I do from your point of view?
I: meet me
She: Fuck, I’m saying that I’m behaving so that I’m interested!! to
I: Do not meet.
She says: I want to! What should I do?
I: Do not meet.
She: And I want it!
I: meet up
She: I don’t like his behavior!
I: There is no third option.
She: Which one?
I: The third one!! to
She is: boy?
I: The option to bluff!! to
She: “Which one?”? to
I: Any other option except the first or the second!! Understood?? to
She: What is the first? And what second?
She: And which three?
The first is to meet. The second is not meeting. There is no third!!! to
She is a fool (
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