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 28.05.2012
Ordered figure from the notorious e-bay, it is coming from the Zagorje. Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid, a long-time lover of traveling in boxes - was such a chip in the series: You cross in the body of a truck, in a cardboard box with a certain inscription, and you are taken to the destination of this cargo. So this snuck, the journey, remembered his youth and arranged for himself from the delivery of stealth action. I follow, therefore, the package - came to Novosibirsk, passed the customs, went there and there, went to Moscow... came to Moscow, passed the sorting and... Eight hours later she joyfully reports that she is again in Novosibirsk!
A super-spy shit, riding around Russia in a cardboard basket, robbing security guards from the Russian postal staff. Absolutely fucking, according to the source.
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