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 31.05.2012
Q: Do you know that the knee was hidden from the military committee before, and now from the psychic brigade?
Q: So what did he do?
Oh, well, he was shorter, he was shrinking from the military committee, he was tired. He decided to resolve the case by a salve. Do you remember his hamster Senju?
I remember that knee victim. and CHO?
Well, briefly, he took the senya, wrapped it with an isolant and hanged it on his neck. So I went to the Medical Committee.
I’m crazy, I imagine...
HH: You can’t imagine. So here. He went through all the doctors, went to the psychiatrist.
The OMFG...
The next dialogue:
Psychiatrist: What is it for you?
Knee: This is my animal. I love him.
Psychiatrist: How do you love him?
Well, here the knee stretches the width, gets the object of his pride, puts it in readiness and begins to stretch the senya as a contraceptive.
Ept, kill me!
Well, in short, the doctor at the knee picked out the senya, and called the brigade, from which this devil barely had time to get rid of, now hiding for friends...
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