The letter was written to an OS predecessor and sent on soap in the hope that he would appear in the universe and make the notes:

Moscow, the Kremlin and the state. Headed by Tchk Zpt
They write to you holops in the amount of 4 souls, by name:
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We are humbly interested in when we will be able to see your bright image in Corps No. 2 of the Vladimir State Shrine of Knowledge named after the Brothers Stoletov.
We humbly ask you to stamp our books with your royal signature in order to decide our fate and allow ourselves to go before the exams.