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 09.06.2012
Today I went home, and on the way helped the kitten of Svetlana Vladimirovna to remove from the tree.
You are joking.)
by Nea. There, indeed, it was not so high, but it earned more in karma.
Sorry, but how can I imagine you climbing on a tree...)) You were at least in a shirt?))
In the jeans. There’s really low, it’s the nut that’s right above the bench. In addition, I had consultants - tired youths were resting nearby, gave advice where to put the foot, what to stick to. I was so sick that I forgot about beer. From their comments I almost laughed down on the head of Svetlana Vladimirovna. Now the stomach hurt from laughter, and the arm scratched. And, it seems, the nymph above the head grows, it will be possible to walk in the evening without a lamp :)
Do you have red feathers?
Hm... well... there’s... blush: What?by Blush:
Then I will not buy you cowards, but I will bring you blue leggings tomorrow. You are a superwoman, you have a uniform!
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