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 10.06.2012
XXX: He’s really in the head! Definitely and irrevocably
xxx: In short, the devil stunned me to do general cleaning.Navela beauty, everything shines, shines, I sit, I wait for the unseen. And what do you think?
xxx: I argued on the subject that he had everything in place, and I confused everything. Not just quarreled, but broke up! Socks with cowards are not on the shelf, a book from the toilet is not in the place, a magazine it some 5 years ago thrown out and all in this spirit.
YYY: Okay, please reconcile again
I’m back home on Friday (I’m home on Friday). He so astonished, so revenged, so shorter, so
Here is the fuck list:
- cranes in the kitchen and in the bathroom changed, that is, where hot water should go, this helicopter is now blue
- forks, knives, tablespoons are all mixed
where the casseroles are, and vice versa.
- in the sugar cane, in the sugar cane, respectively, salt, in the list of basil some hammered
- on the note my home mouse leads down, the cursor moves up, left-right is the same
The keys in the key box have all been replaced.
- even in the refrigerator did not let go, ketchup in a package of mayonnaise, mayonnaise in a bottle of ketchup.
Put the toilet paper in the place of the towel and back.
Yyy: ahahahah))) check the conforms on the plate ))) this is the man to do nothing!!! to
XXX is PIP! I am afraid to walk through the apartment. And he sits and presses, he looks, the fucking shit.
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